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"I don’t have much experience with vampires. I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time i got to it, it had turned back into my neighbors dog."
— Dwight Schrute, The Office
April182010
"I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching."
— Dwight Schrute, The Office
"Technically, you’re not a Peeping Tom if it’s one of your relatives."
— Bob Fossil, The Mighty Boosh
"We had a foreign exchange student live with us when I was young. And we called him my brother. And that’s what I thought he was. Um…then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia, taking all of my blue jeans with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. That is what Ryan is like: A fake brother who steals your jeans."
— Michael Scott, The Office
