December 2010
1 post
August 2010
10 posts
April 2010
10 posts
“I don’t have much experience with vampires. I have hunted werewolves. I shot one...”
– Dwight Schrute, The Office
“I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position...”
– Dwight Schrute, The Office
“Technically, you’re not a Peeping Tom if it’s one of your relatives.”
– Bob Fossil, The Mighty Boosh
“We had a foreign exchange student live with us when I was young. And we called...”
– Michael Scott, The Office
“When I was Ryan’s age, I worked in a fast food restaurant to save up money for...”
– Michael Scott, The Office
“Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke...”
– Troy McClure
“If you type “Google” into Google, you can break the Internet. So please, no one...”
– Jen Barber, The IT Crowd
Roy: Nice glasses. Moss: Not as nice as your momma’s glasses.
— The IT Crowd
“Slough’s nightlife is incredible; it’s got two nightclubs: Chasers and New York,...”
– Tim, The Office (BBC)
“If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain.” Do you know which...”
– David Brent, The Office (BBC)
March 2010
7 posts
February 2010
11 posts
January 2010
10 posts
December 2009
11 posts
